Take this portly gentleman into the shower for a rub down. He might be a tad overweight but he seems content, so much so he won't mind in assisting the daily chore of cleaning between your bits.
He's on a rope, so keep him to hand, no more bending over in the shower.
1 x Sumo Wrestler Soap that's on a rope!
No cleaning job too small.
There's nothing unusual about taking a Sumo Wrestler into the shower everyday.