It can take many years and lots of grooming to get a long beard. Not mention all the food you might get stuck in it. So one better option is to buy a beard and stick it on.
With this rather long beard you even get a moustache. What more can you want?
Within seconds you'll gain knowlegde, be trusted by others and take on a stately demeanor. It's a no brainer!
This fake very oong beard measures about 4 feet - reasonably long some might say.